Ragged Old Flag

"I had a flag hanging on my porch and last year some kids set it on
fire," Randy Keading said as he threw a casket sized American Flag
into the flames. "If I was awake I'd of shot 'em." Keading then
removed his cigarette holder out of his mouth, shifted his bushy
mustache while slowly bobbing his head and in a slow voice said, "Then
we'd see if the judge was a veteran or not."